"Commander Alex Hirshfield congratulates Strato-Viper captains McKee and Griffin on completion of their 100th successful reconnaissance flight. The Cobra Raven is the fastest aircraft in the world, capable of speeds over 2,300 miles per hour."
"Nah... Screw the super-size."
"Say man... You got any wizzow?"
"So then the Fah Prince says 'One day I'll be the Fah King ruler.' BWWAAA-HAAHAA-HAA!"

"CRAP! I just cut off my f#@&ing toe!"
"Viper Parade"
Jon Williams
San Antonio, Texas
"BWAAHHH-HAAA-HAHAHA!!!"
Jon Sohn
the wonderful land of Canada