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Cobra Commander is looking for Osama bin Jenkins, a new heavy hitter
in the arms-dealing business. With his help, he hopes to destroy G I Joe forever.
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Name: Osama bin Jenkins
Occupation: Arms dealer
Location: Unknown
Osama bin Jenkins is a vile specimen, but his prices are rock-bottom.
He's been squeezing out Destro for quite awhile now.
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Zartan is off in the swamp smoking weed, but that's okay because he's not involved in this episode...
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Putting down the surveillance equipment, Firefly phoned Cobra Commander and
told him that he had located bin Jenkins. He was then instructed by Cobra Commander to meet him immediately,
so they could hunt down bin Jenkins together - and make a deal.
Before leaving, Firefly radioed AVAC at Cobra Headquarters and filled him in about the latest developments.
And on the way to Checkpoint 7, he paged Zartan to get a hookup.
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Meanwhile, over at Destro's garage-apartment...
"FIFTY BUCKS??!?!?
For this piece-of-$hit!?!?"
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Destro: "It's a damn classic! It's genuine authentic metal!"
Dark Falcon: "Forget it, Destro... I'll go deal with bin Jenkins."
Destro: "Screw that red-apple bastard! You ain't gonna find him anyway..."
Dark Falcon: "I'll give you $15."
Destro: "F#ck off, you cheapa$$!"
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A few hours later...
"FORTY BUCKS??!?!?
For this piece-of-$hit!?!?"
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Destro: "But it's brand new! And made of a high-tech polymer!"
AVAC: "Forget it, bitch. I'll go get bin Jenkins."
Destro: "Screw that blue-light special! You ain't gonna find his a$$ anyway..."
AVAC: "I'll give you $8."
Destro: "Deal."
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"I gotta get rid of that damn bin Jenkins before he puts me out of business...
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
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Meanwhile, in the mountains...
While waiting for Cobra Commander, Osama bin Jenkins
recovers a lost piece of artillery and brings it back to his camp.
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