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As they approached the Cobra caravan, the VENOM troops glowed in their
victory and couldn't wait to tell the story to all the others back at base. They had just captured what was to be one of the deadilest
weapons in the Cobra arsenal. A few mind-altering injections and some rigorous training and there would be no way for the joes to
deal with it...
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COBRA COMMANDER: "Get that f#@%ing thing off the tank and get him into the APC - I don't want that biga$$ hairy m#th@%f#ck%@ riding with me.
Let those sucka$$ prisoners ride with that scary son-of-a-b!%$#. They're going to the deathcamp anyway... And somebody find Destro and sell that green piece-of-$#!% tank"
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COBRA COMMANDER: "C'mon you chicken-$hits - LIFT!!!!
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Five minutes later...
Destro wheels and deals for the stolen tank...
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DESTRO: "I'll give you $10 for it."
VIPER: "$10?!!? The battery cover's worth $10!"
DESTRO: "But it's missing the .50 caliber cannon!!!"
VIPER: "SO WHAT?!?!"
DESTRO: "Okay... How about $20?"
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VIPER: "Deal... But if you tell Zartan about Mr. Brown, Cobra Commander's
gonna be pissed. We don't need those dreadnoks bugging us..."
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And so the caravan rolls on...
And Cobra Commander won't let anyone get in his way...
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"Wait til those damn joes
get a load of this $#!%!!!
BWWWAHAAHAAA!!!!
We can't lose now!!!
BWWWAHAAHAAA!!!!"
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"BWWAAH-HAA-HAAAHAAHA!!!"
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