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"Mr. Brown"
(a backstory...)
Nearly out of breath and sweating like crazy, Destro runs into Cobra Commander...
Destro: "HOLY $#!^!!! I was out looking for abandoned vehicles and this HUUUGGE man-sized
tarantula starting chasing me!!! I'm getting the heck outta dodge!!! Oh and by the way - tell your
VENOM troop I'm looking for some cheap MOBAT tanks for the motorpool... "
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Meanwhile...
The Joes had already spotted the tarantula and had dispatched Steeler to take care of it.
Encountering the beast, the Tank Commander knew he was in trouble....
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"OH MY GOD!!!! IT's HUUUGE!!!!!!!"
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...not quite known around town for his spider-fighting skills, Steeler didn't put up too much of a fight...
He was dead in seconds.
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"UUUGHHHH!!! GET OFF ME YOU #$$HOLE SPIDER!!!!!! AARGGHHH!!!"
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Arriving shortly afterwards, the VENOM team quickly developed
a plan to capture the new-found joe killer and bring it back to Headquarters.
VENOM LEADER: "Just lay there and act dead! DON'T MOVE! He'll come out in a second.
Now when I yell 'ROLL' I want you to roll around him and grab his leg. Then we'll use our lasers to stun him."
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