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Meanwhile, back at Cobra HQ...
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Cobra Commander: "He said WHAT?!?!!?"
voice on phone: "He said to go f#%k ourselves... You want us to take out Checkpoint 6?"
Cobra Commander: "I'm sooo f#ckin' tired of those c@cksuc#ing joes!!! Send in the motorized muthafu#kin Hiss tanks..."
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The roar of the Hiss engines pierced the air and the ground began to tremor as the tanks approached. Until now, this had been a peaceful area...
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The forest animals scurried for shelter, and the the tanks began crushing everything in their path. They were fast, they were loud, and they were on a mission.
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The last tank was given special instructions to blaze
a message in the rubble. As the tank's cannons charred the brown earth, one could only marvel at Cobra Commander's creativity...
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And so the tanks kept rolling on towards G I Joe headquarters. As they approached town, they encountered
another fleet headed the same way.
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G I Joe is about to get a big surprise...
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"F#CK DAT, NIGGA! I got those pu$$y-a$$ gangstas
right where I want they a$$es..."
"Follow me..."
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